Sunday Sermon – The Pharisees
My sermons are just conversations between us, as always they are up for debate. For I am far from holy, nor do I claim to know anything. I just thirst for knowledge.
If there is anyone on twitter that have never committed a sin in their entire life please step up! We await you holy one. There are those that are sitting in church right now, acting as they are so holy that when they went to the bathroom it would smell like fresh flowers. Beware there are those that are waiting for you to fall flat on your face. Just so they can say to you, I told you so!
Pharisees went to Christ and said,
“Listen Pimp this Ho been acting up, we going to beat her to death”
“He with out sin cast the first stone”
The Pharisees had to put their rocks down and walk away because they new deep in their hearts they had more sins then the streetwalker. How quick are we to criticize before examining ourselves. To be able to truly help people you have to start by facing your own demons, and not blame people for your failures.
So I ask, Do u know your demons?!? Or are you so holy that you are washed in the blood of Christ? For even Christ himself has faced the devil.
Until you fall, you will not know what it fells like to walk. You know some cant face self when they post up the best profile pic that they can find of themselves on twitter knowing they don’t really look like that. True beauty is eternal. For no matter how beautiful the flesh looks, we will turn back to dirt then maggots. However, our souls will be young forever.
What should we do with him? They said he has committed adultery. I told them he without sin cast the first stone, then they left Tiger Woods alone. You have heard not to commit adultery, but I tell u that anyone who looks at a women lustfully has already committed adultery with her or his heart.
That was from Matt Chapter 5 verses 27 and 28
We are all human. Our day will come too, when the Pharisees will say to stone us and the son of man will say he without sin cast the first stone!
I will leave you with some clef proverbs:
- Ladies if you catch him cheating before killing him, its better that you leave him.
-They say misery likes company so find your self some new company
-Being free spirit makes the bedroom much more interesting.
Just because he got a gun don’t mean that he has a reign on you. For the real king moves with soldiers.
-Its better to listen then talk.
Fellas love your woman like you love yourself.
Fellas make sure that she is satisfied first, for if not the bedroom will be a routine.
Stop putting up them fake ass profile pics of yourself looking like a super model! Its ok, true beauty is in the heart!
Sunday Sermon – False Prophet
My sermons are just conversation between me and you. They are always up for a good debate. I start today by telling you to beware of False Prophets.
If someone tells you they come in the name of Jesus, nine times out of ten they come in the name of Satan. A False Prophet comes with the Good Book in his right hand, when you turn around he stabs you with a Dagger from his left hand. When you get a promotion at work and you tell your fellow coworker he jumps for joy. However, in his heart he curses your birth, he too is a False Prophet.
Do not tell me about how Jesus changed your life. Tell me about how you change the lives of those that were on crack and you got them to Rehab. Woman do not put your faith in men, but in God. For the true prophet awaits you with open arms. You don’t gotta pay him a penny on sunday! My people in the streets told me break it down in street slang. I say be careful of those who appear real around you for they are fake!
There are so many different religions sometimes you don’t know who to trust , or who to believe. I say touch your chest, feel your heart, believe in yourself. I am not here to have you follow my faith. I’m just here to show you that the God I put my faith in has gotten me here, Ask and you shall receive.
Satan and Christ were on a mountain
Satan said to christ,
“If U Bow before me I will give you the World”
“How can you give me what is mine already!”
Bow down to no man nor women, For they are not greater then you. We are created in the likeness of the Creator, therefore we all are equal. False Prophets will come to you and say, if bow down I will give you the world. Tell them how can they give you something that is already yours!
Ladies don’t fall for that pimp talk if he tells you to Bow down you tell. Him that even he came from inside of a women! Fellas False Prophets are not just males, if she tells you she’s with her girlfriend and you catch her with your best friend she too is a False Prophet.
Just make sure that you are doing the thinking and someone else is not thinking for you. Modern day False Prophet is a Fake, a Con Artist. Someone that uses other peoples names to start conversation, just so you think they are connected. When you see that False Prophet, before he or she even starts the Conversation tell them, Be Gone Fake! For I am the Ruler of my Universe!
I leave you with Clef Proverbs:
If you like her just tell her. If you love her just tell her. If you lust her just tell her! That way it is clear from the start!
I am not concerned on how high you jump, I’m more concerned about how long are you going to stay in mid air.
No matter how bad you think you got it, someone got it worst. If you are homeless you have not a home, but if you are dead the cemetery will be your home!
There are two kinds of people: Talkers and Doers
If someone tells you they are the chosen you say so am I.
I blind can see that you have lost your Vision, yet you with eyes walk in blindness.
I am the son of a Preacher, Grandson of a Voodoo Priest, Nephew of a Mason, I am just one that believes in the God of Moses.
Please pass my sermon on to your blogs, facebook, ect. So that your people can read them. I hope I helped you today, because you help me everyday.
Sunday Sermon – Give Thanks
Whenever i send out these sermons I want you to feel its just a conversation between me and you. I start by saying Happy Turkey Day. For those that don’t eat turkey like my brother Sam, just a Happy Sunday.
I speak for those that have eaten dirt from the ground like myself, Thanksgiving should not be a holiday, but an everyday day practice. BUT be very careful from where you eat for there are those that come in the name of God, but their fruit basket is of the Devil.
If someone gives you something and keeps reminding you of what they gave you, that means they never planed on really giving it to you in the first place.
Some say “Happy Thanksgiving”, but when you turn around they are waiting for you to fall so that they can be happy. They’re filled with fake thanks!
If we really want to help on Thanksgiving we need to start by looking at our selves, what we’re doing to make a real difference in peoples lives.
There was a man once that said to me, “Wyclef I don’t believe in God, I believe in myself” and I said, “Maybe that’s because God lives inside of you.”
And beyond religion we can all agree on this; we know the difference between right and wrong, good and evil, so do some good for those in need.
People, if the birds know when to fly into New York when it’s warm, and fly to Miami when it gets cold, why are we not helping the homeless out of the cold?
I ask you this question now, am I my brothers keeper?
Do not use Jesus or the other prophets to justify your actions, there are people that use God and the Devil as an excuse to shed more blood!
Behold, wherever you are on this Sunday ask yourself, are you really the change that you say you are or are you just staring at your own shadow?
Yo u want real talk, here it is. As I’m typing on my computer, another kid just joined a gang. A child is dying of hunger right now. We can help!
We can help by saying on this upcoming Thanksgiving holiday we will find a homeless and get them something to eat, we will talk to kids in gangs.
God told me to tell you that some of you are so stubborn that the donkey is having a hard time making you drink water from the well.
If a man throws a rock at you and you throw one back you both look crazy.
This Thanksgiving holiday I will leave you with some Clef proverbs
Forgive but never forget
Dwell not in the past for we are living in present time
If you feed a dog your entire life and he bites you , it means you should have gotten a cat.
When he or she says that they want peace it is a set up for war, history tells the tale.
If you can’t stand someone on Twitter you are always free to hit block and never hear from them again.
If he cheats on you once and you forgive him and he does it again that means he will always be a cheater.
If she cheats on you and you forgive her and she does it again that means she’ll always be a cheater.
If someone is bragging about their riches, 9 times out of 10 they are usually broke. WEALTH NEVER SPEAKS! IT JUST IS!
Ladies if you let him climb your mountain make sure that he wears the proper boots.
If you’re a warrior do not disclose your beefs with other warriors on Twitter. Better you hit block and be the bigger person
A true man will defend his family no matter what it takes, while a coward runs to the field leaving his women behind.
Do not tell me what the next person said, I want to know what you’re saying
We love to lust, we must lust to love.
The preacher wants your money; God wants your soul.
Some humans are like cats so be very careful. At times they seem frightened but corner a cat against the wall and he will scratch your face OFF.
My last words: My movement will continue on Twitter, my team will keep recruiting warriors, I myself will be taking the movement to the streets next
Good Evening to all my warriors and followers around the universe, thanks for the love that you showed me for my loss. My Sunday Sermon Starts.
Before i start the sermon my father inlaw would of love the fight last night, Mayweather is a true gift to the sport. As you know my sermons are conversations that are always up for debate. The mourning of death is the celebration of life so weep not for the seven heavens are smiling at our love ones.Before my sermon is over someone else will die , while a baby is being born. Someone else will cry, while a mother smiles with joy. We love our young bodies, but we to will get old and so will our kids and there kids. From dust we are from to dust we shall return.
Death lives across the street from you and is not to be trusted he will sneak in your house like a thief in the night.
“Knock, Knock, Knock…”
“Who’s there? “
The Death you have long dreaded!”
“The Son of Man”
“The Son of Man Who?”
The Son of Man who rose Lazerous from the Dead! Glory!
Some people believe in reincarnation, some believe when you die it is over, I believe in the Revelations of John!
I was on a flight with an atheist he did not believe in christ. The pilot said prepare for crash landing. He then screamed Jesus save us!
Your eternal life will be decided on the fruits that you have left on earth before your departure. Are you making a change or are you just talking change. To the haters you spend too much time hating on people worry yourself what are you doing when ticking death soon comes.
As dark as this may sound it is true. I will be at a million followers on twitter by the time it reaches a mil, one of my fans will have passed. I was disturbed a few days ago when I heard about one of my warriors trying to take his own life, we are here for you always, Warriors.
If you want to prepared for death you must be prepared to live and do unto others what you want done to you. Find your love ones now and tell them that you love them for we are not promised tomorrow so lets work with today! Love.
Power of Women
Good Morning to all,
Someone sent a twit during the week and said The Bible was written from a male perspective and that it was all BS. So I will only give you my Sermon if you really want it.
Well let me start by saying give me ten minutes, I’m about to make some breakfast for the women that says PANCAKES NOW DADDY, my daughter. We can debate all day long about who wrote what and who’s perspective it came from, but we can’t debate about spirituality. A women said that babble was written from a males point of view. There is know argument the Christianity is one of the youngest religions. There are religions that’s used their point of views to brainwash women and children, even using the book to turn people into slaves. I am not walking the earth with invisibles eyes, but a third eye. In the Book of Genesis which is the beginning, Adam felt that life was not complete until Eve came in the picture. So what does Eve represent to me? A figure which represents mother of all creation. Some may call her Mother Nature. The son of man was born from the womb of a women.
The common ground is spirituality, but I want all women to understand the good book tells us the you are the center of the universe. The Bible was written by man she twits. To her I say without women the earth would have never seen Jesus, behold the power of you women.
Happy 4th of July Weekend, let us not forget those that fought for this country and have sacrificed their lives so that we can be here today.
Mentality of The Lion
I write to you today from my hands to your eyes. Behold the words of the wise but yet the fool. Seek not for words of comfort, but words of confrontation. For war is not the way of life. But for some a city that is at war makes it easy to sell the firearms. But if a city is peaceful, there is no need for arms. They say the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Believe not these words if you are poor because I was once poor and a poor man’s destiny cannot be decided by a rich man. So therefore, as the richer get richer, the poor shall rise from poverty and become wealthy. Let’s not feel sorry for ourselves but feel sorry for those that can’t find a way out. So they turn to the arms for survival in this concrete jungle. For I am from the Jungle. Therefore I understand the mentality of the Lion. So children, believe not in failure, for success lies ahead.
I leave you with these Wyclef words of wisdom. The day brings the night – then back to the day. The sun sets as the moon rises. For no matter how dark it gets the sun will rise in the east. Gamble not with the beast for you will never win because the coin that you bet heads on, has been tails all along.
The Forbidden Tree
There are many trees in the garden but the tree that has your curiosity going is the forbidden tree. The fact that you are told that you can touch any other tree, except for this one. Now let’s translate the trees to men and women. Women, I ask you, is there a forbidden fruit in your life? As you read this, he’s probably next to you. If it was easy, you would have no interest. You are intrigued by the taboo of the situation. Now I’ll speak to the men! The same for you. You too are intrigued by the taboo of the situation. But I say to all – beware. I speak not as one that has never bitten the fruit, for I am human! I’m also intrigued by the taboo.
I must start by warning myself first. What happens after you eat the forbidden fruit? It is no longer forbidden. Then you start to deal with all of the side effects of the fruit! What once made you laugh, makes you angry. What used to be passion, has turned into casual sex. Your conscience now haunts you every night when you sleep with he or she that was there for you, before one tree was up. They helped you hose the garden. It kills you inside to see you have betrayed them with the forbidden fruit!
I say to all those with these side effects, may this writing bring you back to health.
Wyclef aka the preacher son aka chocolate thunder
My dad named me after the english Theologian, Preacher, Translator and Reformist. Wycliffe was an early decedent in the roman catholic church during the 14th century. Wycliffe’s followers were known as lolords, they were considered rebels that preached the legalistic gospels. So thats why today we have the Wycliffe Bible. Pope Martin gave the order for all his books and his body to be dug up and burn and his ashes be cast into the river! So watch what you name your children for they will become that of what you name them! So this sunday I would like to talk about the devil! Who is he and were does he come from. It is said that the devil is the angel of light that was cast out of the heavens by God! And so everything wrong the we or someone else do we blame the devil, and everything that is good. We give God the praise.
I have been to places were the sun is there God and the Devil is there night. They give praise to the sun and curse the night. I have been to india to the temple were they have multiple gods that they worship. And they too believe in what is good comes from the gods and what is bad does not. So pass the sunday school lesson that they teach you, Do you think that everybody is going to hell if they don’t repent and confess there sins! Do you think the devils a liar or are you the liar using the devil to brainwash a group of people and take there money every sunday! Are you religious or spiritual, for religion benefits man but spirituality benefits the soul! And through spirituality is where we all find common ground; Rastafarian, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindu or whatever your faith maybe.
The word devil comes from the greek word diabolos,which means accuser or slanderer. So in my opinion if you are killing the innocent you are the devil. If you are running a child prostitution rink you are the devil. If you smile in my face and when I turn around you stab me in my back you are the devil! So stop blaming the devil, you Devil. Be not fooled for the anti-christ will come in the form of christ! So on this sunday I say to you be not fooled. The only way you can see the real devil is not with religious eyes, but eyes of spirituality!
The Power of Women Part 2
As you know, every Sunday my sermons are just conversations open for discussion.
Today I will start by representing for the females.
I would like the guys to understand why your woman has a hold on you. Here is the information that I have just received:
“WOMAN has MAN in it”
“MRS has MR in it”
“FEMALE has MALE in it”
“SHE has HE in it”
“MADAM has ADAM in it”
So is that the reason men always want to be inside their woman? Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman…..Why? Because there is no place like home. LMAO
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men? Here’s some more info that I found:
And now for the very last one when you women have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy!
Without a woman we would have never had the Son of Man, so behold the power of women, let us respect our women. Amen
As you all know my sermons are conversations which are always open for discussion. So I start by saying Happy Labor Day but do you really know what you are celebrating or is it just another holiday created by mankind to make us forget the truth. The dollar says In God We Trust so I trust that the truth about Labor Day will help you understand why we have all these parades and bashments.
The origin of the holiday comes from Canada in the 1870s, out of a labor dispute called the 9 Hour Movement, first in Hamilton then in Toronto. This fight lead to a trade union act which legalized and protected union activity in Canada in 1872.
The parade held in support of the Nine Hour Movement and the printers strike lead to an annual bashment in Canada.
Now it gets better stay with me. In 1882, American labor leader Peter J. McGuire saw one of these labor festivals in Toronto. Peter then jacked the concept from the Canadians and returned to New York n organized the first American Labor Day on September 5th of the same year.
Now the first Labor Day in the USA was celebrated on Sept 5th 1882 in NYC! But don’t get it twisted. It all happened in the aftermath of the deaths of a number of workers at the hands of the US military and US marshals – this was during the 1894 Pullman Strike. President Grover Cleveland put a reconciliation with labor as a top political priority. To avoid future conflicts, legislation making it a national holiday was rushed through congress and the bill was signed six days after the end of the strike. All 50 states have made Labor day a state holiday. This celebration of Labor Day was outlined in the first proposal of the holiday, a street parade to exhibit to the public the strength and spirit of the trade and labor organizations, followed by a festival for workers and their families.
Labor day reminds me of the days of the Romans. Whenever they wanted to cool the public down they would have a week of games so that the people could forget the truth around them, that they are slaves in a Roman Society. Yes the West Indians have taken over the Parkway but what does that really mean? We must celebrate but let us not forget the truth. Christopher Columbus, when he landed on these islands, thought he had reached India. The Indians were tricked in the mid 1840s to work on white sugar plantations as indentured labor to replace newly freed African slaves.
So as we enjoy our Labor Day weekend we must not forget that the origins of this holiday comes from the deaths of a number of workers in the hands of the US military and marshals. I am far from a hypocrite. I am living the American dream and there is no place with more opportunities than America but tell the children the truth. The dollar says in God We Trust, so I ask you, Who is your God for my God is the God of Abraham the God of Moses.
And some may say to me, Wyclef, I don’t believe in your God and I would say believe not in my God but in the truth and the truth is religion separates us at times but spirituality unites us. History is taught to us in school but the real history is hidden from us in the school library. So all I’m saying is if we are saying Happy Labor Day weekend to each other we might wanna take time out and thank Canada. lol. Amen.
The Forbidden Tree
There are many trees in the garden but the tree that has your curiosity is the forbidden tree. The fact that you are told you can touch any other tree except this one makes your curiosity run wild. By nature we want what we are told that we can’t have.
The good book speaks of the story of Adam and Eve and how once they ate the forbidden fruit, they were cast out of the Garden of Eden.
My translations of the forbidden tree are the temptations of lust verses love that we go through in our daily life. We are all intrigued by the taboo of the forbidden fruit.
As you are reading this, are you in bed with the forbidden fruit? Do you lust or do you love? What will happen when the fruit from the tree starts to taste sour? When what used to make you love makes you cry or happy makes you sad? What happens when you feel the side effects of the fruit when passion turns to casual sex?
Your conscience now haunts you every night when you lay next to the person that loves you for you have betrayed them with the forbidden fruit. After the taste of the passion fruit, does she or he still appear sexy or was it just because it was forbidden?
I speak from first hand experience. I am no saint. I have tasted the forbidden fruits from the tree and the side effects are not good ones.
If you have a prize in your hands, do not trade it in for a one night stand and be left with nothing but the thought of what was once in your hand.
I LEAVE YOU WITH THESE WORDS…ARE YOU IN LUST OR ARE YOU IN LOVE FOR I AM IN LOVE…AMEN WARRIORZ.